
I'm following Emily Hilliard's recipe from Nothing in the House. This recipe also appears as the December entry in the cookbook she published with illustrator Elizabeth Graeber, Pie: A Hand-Drawn Almanac. The recipe book features twelve pies, one for each month, along with delightfully whimsical images to accompany all of the ingredient lists and baking directions.

When the crust is done, it sat in my window sill to cool while I assembled ingredients for the filling. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the Dream Team of pie filling items, that, when mixed in proper proportions, will yield nothing short of an otherworldly substance: Speculoos cream filling.
I mean, cream cheese and whipping cream are already two of my favorite ingredients to bake with, and when they work together PLUS have magic cookie butter added to them, watch out.
So the cream cheese and Speculoos go together with a hand mixer, then I used a stand mixer to whip the heavy cream, vanilla, and powdered sugar into whipped cream. Then I just had to fold the whipped cream into the Speculoos mixture and the filling was done.
I keep wanting to use Emeril's annoying "Bam" catchphrase at the end of my sentences to emphasize how easy this pie is, but my inner quality-control sensor won't let me. Also, if you ever catch me saying "Yumm-o" about anything, I have to jump off a bridge. Just fyi.
So, here is the end of Step 2 where the filling is unceremoniously dolloped into the cooled pie crusts.


I forgot to take a picture of the ganache-making early stages, but use your imagination to picture chocolate covered in warm cream underneath this towel. And then the finished product in all its overly salty glory.
When the pies came out of the freezer and I drizzled the ganache over their tops, I was satisfied with how they both looked and tasted (salty chocolate notwithstanding). These get a high score for their appearance and flavor and they're low on the difficulty metric. Now if only Trader Joe's would build a store in Grand Rapids so I could make them more than once a year.
For the Crust:
1 package Oreos (or chocolate sandwich cookie substitute)
3 Tblsp. butter, melted
For the Filling:
8 oz. cream cheese, softened
1/2 c. powdered sugar + 2 Tblsp.
3/4 c. Speculoos
1 c. heavy whipping cream
1 tsp. vanilla
For the Chocolate
Ganache:
3.5 oz. 60-70% dark chocolate roughly chopped
1/2 c. heavy cream
Directions for the
Crust:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F
Pulse cookies in a food processor until they form a
fairly fine powder
Mix in melted butter until well incorporated
Pat filling into a 9 or 10-in. pie plate (I used six
small ramekins).
Bake crust for about 7 minutes, let cool, then put in the
freezer while you prepare the filling.
Directions for the
Filling:
In a bowl, mix the
cream cheese and 1/2 c. powdered sugar using a hand mixer, about one minute.
Add 3/4 cup Speculoos Cookie Butter and beat until very
smooth and creamy, about three minutes
In a separate bowl, beat 1 cup heavy whipping cream,
vanilla, and 2 tablespoons of powdered sugar until stiff peaks have formed-
approximately 3-4 minutes
Starting with 1/3 of the whipped cream mixture, fold the
whipped cream into the Speculoos mixture.
Once it's combined, add the remaining whipped cream to
the Speculoos mixture, folding gently until thoroughly mixed
Pour the mixture into the cookie crust and freeze pie for
about 20 minutes, meanwhile, make the chocolate ganache.
Directions for the
Chocolate Ganache:
Chop chocolate and put it in a heat-safe bowl
Heat cream over medium heat until it’s just about to boil
Pour the cream over the chocolate, cover with a towel,
and let sit for 3-5 minutes
Whisk mixture until both ingredients combine to a glossy,
chocolate texture
Drizzle the ganache over the chilled pie and place in the
freezer for at least 1 hour
Remove pie from freezer about 20 minutes before serving
and serve while still slightly chilled.